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Confessions of a Fishkeeper

Monday, January 28th, 2008

I bought my first aquarium when I was 10 years old. It was one of those “everything” for $8.99 deals, where you got an Ambassador 10 gallon tank (trimmed in slick black plastic), an air pump, an inside filter, 2 feet of airline tubing, a packet of fish food and a plastic bag with 10 lucky souls paroled from the feeder goldfish tank. I remember it like it was yesterday. From the age of ten on, my obsession with the hobby grew rapidly. I think I graduated up to a 30-gallon six months later, and had already moved on to saltwater and reef tanks by the time I was fifteen. I had some sort of large, impressive display reef tank in my life pretty much continuously from fifteen to thirty. In 1998, I moved out to the Bay Area from New York, and the hobby was left behind.

About 2 years ago, on a whim and maybe because I was feeling a little optimistic, I dropped $80 on one of those “out of the box” 5 gallon kits, at Ocean Aquarium on Cedar. Justin and Aidie are just a few blocks from us, and have been a big part of my return to the hobby. I put the sweet, little tank on my desk (right beside my monitors), but it never thrived. For all my experience keeping fish back in NY, I was really not invested in it this time. I went with freshwater because I wanted it to be easy, you know. I wasn’t really interested in returning to the hobby in any fanatical sense. I just wanted to look at fish. As you would expect, I sacrificed many lives casually and carelessly in 2006. It wasn’t until a year ago, when my wife and I moved up a block higher on the slopes of Nob Hill (from Post to Sutter street), that I became interested in making my fish tank succeed.

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Road Trip Installments

Sunday, August 12th, 2007

These are some short notes I penned at motels and road stops between Portland and Chicago, during a roadtrip I undertook with a friend last October. They were intended for another blog, which never materialized. So here they are, instead.

Portland, OR (10/18/2006)

An old friend of Joe’s let us park the rig on a big gravel lot behind the strip joint he owns. So we did. The effect was like putting up a billboard for tits and ass. Folks pulling in for a beer and lap dance took note of us, as did the girls who came out on smoking break. We dropped some t-shirts and fliers, and Joe got to eavesdrop on some idiot’s conversation with the bartender at the bar. Seems this guy thought he knew something about Flairtending, so he’s spouting off about what superstar Flairtenders he knows and critiquing the bartender’s technique. All the while Joe, who as it turns out was the guy who first brought Flairtending from South Florida to Vegas in ‘88, is sitting there and listening and nodding to himself. “What an ass.” It occurred to me just how easy it is to be that guy who’s gone and opened up his mouth and made it abundantly clear how smart he is not. Note to self: Don’t be that guy. (more…)

The art of the deal

Friday, July 27th, 2007

2HousePlague (04:00 PM) :
you’re a history buff, yes?
hudson (04:01 PM) :
not too much, but I like interesting things
hudson (04:01 PM) :
what’s that?
2HousePlague (04:01 PM) :
[a business letter]
2HousePlague (04:01 PM) :
it’s an interesting letter written by an enterprising fellow a long time ago
2HousePlague (04:01 PM) :
basically, he has no money
2HousePlague (04:02 PM) :
but he’s trying to get a letter from these people who own some land
2HousePlague (04:02 PM) :
agreeing to sell it to him for the same amount this fellow had negotiated apparently
2HousePlague (04:02 PM) :
on behalf of some original buyer
2HousePlague (04:03 PM) :
who has departed the picture
2HousePlague (04:03 PM) :
it’s clear to me he is then going to use this letter to secure the investors
2HousePlague (04:04 PM) :
the art of being a great broker is representing yourself as a serious buyer to the sellers and a serious seller to the buyers
2HousePlague (04:04 PM) :
it’s quite brialliant
hudson (04:05 PM) :
yes…being a broker is quite fun, especially if you have serious buyers and serious sellers
hudson (04:05 PM) :
it’s the perfect place to be
hudson (04:06 PM) :
so, where did you come up with this and is it a famous person?
2HousePlague (04:09 PM) :
oh, i just happened to find that document when i googled the name of my elementary school in corona